ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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