You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
