On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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