He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
His hands were made for my vagina.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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