there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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