Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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