i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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