fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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