just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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