I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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