How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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