you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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