So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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