sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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