sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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