dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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