how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
