I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
