Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
