Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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