i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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