just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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