i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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