David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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