If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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