Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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