I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
