this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she looked like the before picture.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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