I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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