So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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