Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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