Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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