So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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