It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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