Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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