I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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