if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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