I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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