Having a random hookup so left but love u
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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