it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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