Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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