Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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