i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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