Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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