He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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