I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
