if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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