Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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