Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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