pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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