So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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