the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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