Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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