so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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