Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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