He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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